black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*
i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone
Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
remember when troy and chad thought that saying sharpay spent the holidays shopping for mirrors was the greatest diss ever omg.
"swearing is so unattractive."
"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."